June 2013
28 posts
One of my brothers friend just said avocado is gross i want her out of my residence
avocado is gross though
shut your whore mouth avocado is fucking delicious.
GUYS I FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHAT THE SNAKE MEANS
In the bible Lucifer turns into a serpent, or a snake, and tempts Eve to eat the fruit
Lucifer is tempting Sam to become his vesselOr Lucifer is tempting Sam to touch his trouser-snake.
His forbidden fruit
- *mom walks into room*
- Mom: Why is the e-mail taking so long to send?
- Me: What did you attach to it?
- Mom: Nothing, you know what, it's probably because I'm sending it to Rome.
- *walks out of room*
- what she said: i'm fine
- what she meant: Ohhh ,y god. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh THERE IT IS THERE IT IS. THERE IT IS. OH MY GOD. KINGDOM HEARTS 3 ANNOUNCED EAYEAYEYAYEAHEYAHEY EYAEAAAAAAA YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAAAAAS.
“FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK”
—me, while watching the end of The Garden of Words (via modernlovehermione)
thegood-thebad-andthewinchesters:
you know how a period is supposed to last 3-7 days
who is that asshole that only has to suffer 3 days
How freaking long are your classes? The longest period I had was 50 minutes.
DYING.
May 2013
157 posts
Funny thing about life, Eren, is how you invested everything into learning how to use the 3-D maneuver gear and you probably use it the least in the show.
talking to people you want to be friends with more like
So lkie what's your type?
A guy who breathes.
Listen
Well, I mixed the sound of a 67’ Impala with AC/DC Back in Black. So…have some ear porn. :)
oh.my.god.
I feel like I’m in the fucking impala when I close my eyes oh my jesus
This is making me happier than it should…. :I Help!
This is going to be the new thing I listen to when I’m feeling down. Okay? Okay.
I'll just leave this here.
Issac x Dunya - TRUE series cannon OTP
Sinbad x Jafar - OTP
Alibaba x Morgiana - Headcannon
Just finished watching it, sorry, I had to post this here.
i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told
who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’
WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUCKERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KILL THE POPSICLE DONT TESTICLE ME
